When NPCs Think They’re the Main Character

Ever notice how some NPCs have more dialogue than the actual hero — i once played a game where the baker offered me a five-minute backstory about his sourdough history. I get that immersion is key, but at some point, I just want my quest item, not a culinary TED talk! Anyone else have a hilarious NPC moment that made you laugh or roll your eyes?

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Right? It’s wild when the baker gives me more lore than the main quest! :joy: Ever run into an NPC that was surprisingly deep in a game?

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Totally! I had an NPC in an RPG give me life advice before letting me buy potions. Anyone else get sidetracked like that?

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Completely get what you’re saying! The bakery scene can feel like a slow-cooked stew when all you need is a quick sandwich. It’s like they’ve got their own mini-quests.

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